Adventures in Marketing: Week 62

Sold one “Schiz” and one “Cheesesteak,” both to a desk clerk at the Sens CafĂ© and Bistro (formerly the French Hotel), which is home to one of the cafes where I peddle them.

In other news…

My cell phone rings.

I figure it’s a robot.

But the caller leaves a message. He wants “to develop” a movie about my baseball novel “Away Game.”

My excitement is tempered only by the fact that a different Bob Levin wrote “Away Game.”

I explain this when I return the call. I offer the other Bob Levin’s e-mail address. Then I add, “But if you want to develop a movie about a basketball novel…”

There is a pause while, in retrospect, I think he does something on his computer. “You’re exactly who I want to talk to,” he says. “‘Best Ride to New York.'”

It turns out his development plan for “Best Ride” involves a new cover and what sounds suspiciously like an e-book and print-on-demand deal.

Which will only cost me $$799.