“Are these people lawyers?” I asked my personal customer service representative at Lulu about his company’s content evaluators who declared my book defamatory and an invader of privacy.
I did not get a “Yes” or “No.” I got a “They follow protocols designed by attorneys.”
I said I wanted my money back. He said I was entitled to a partial refund but that perhaps there was another solution. He suggested I call my book a novel.
“It’s not a novel,” I said. “it’s a memoir. Besides, if it’s defamatory, calling it a novel won’t solve your problem.” Then I told him about Gwen Davis and “Touching.” Davis was sued for writing a novel by a psychologist who claimed she had based her central character on him. He collected $75,000 — and then Doubleday, Davis’s publisher, sued her to recover that, plus attorney fees and interest.
“What about “Roots”?” he said.
Well, there, Alex Haley was sued for plagiarism, not defamation or invasion of privacy, and he was also attacked for saying things were true which, in fact, weren’t.
He promised a Content Evaluation Specialist would get back to me within 24 hours.
That was two days ago.
In other news, my New York Times has not been delivered four of the last ten mornings.
Civilization is collapsing.
Oh, Happy New Year.